Funland at the Beach Lyrics[Verse 1]
Sunny Sunday at the amusement park
See the fat kids spill their pop, oh babe
Lots of flags and balloons
But someone sabotaged the roller-coaster last night
Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
Thru the crowded haunted house below, oh no!
Human hamburger, no!
[Pre-Chorus]
And it's crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
[Chorus]
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
[Verse 2]
See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit, oh, police!
Call your lawyer first!
Make the witnesses go home, and they'll turn on the TV
[Pre-Chorus]
And see the crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
[Chorus]
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
